Life is crappy these days.  We spend our lives floating around in the great, porcelain bowl of life with our fellow turds, waiting for the last day when the Big Man himself decides to pull the handle and send us all to our final resting place.   

You have to find ways to cope with the crap.

I am a middle aged, crazy cat lady who drinks too much Diet Pepsi and eats too much Pizza = Jim Davis' Garfield is my Guru on food: 

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I never won the lotto so I've been shoveling s**t like so many others = in America's corporate salt mines day after day = paying bills and dealing with everyday blah, blah, blah. 

Books have always helped me to escape from this daily grind.  I wrote some humor books to help others escape.  I hope others will enjoy them.  My wit and sarcasm may not be for everyone = like spicy food is not for everyone = some people get the runs! 

All of my books are available on Amazon.